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| type=Humor
| length=100 words (&quot;drabble&quot;)
| date=February 2008}}

<p>For the {{31 days LJ comm}}
 17-Feb-2008
 &quot;all places are alike, and every earth is fit for burial&quot; challenge.</p>

<p>Inspired by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QNKjhMYs44 this YouTube AMV].</p>

<p>{{The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya copyright}}</p>

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<p>&quot;Haruhi?&quot; asked Kyon.  &quot;Why are you digging a hole in the school football field?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Archaeological expedition,&quot; Haruhi said, as her spade clinked.  &quot;Oh, I hit something!  Help me pull it out, Kyon!&quot;</p>

<p>Kyon kneeled over Haruhi's excavation.  &quot;It sounded like glass,&quot; he said.  &quot;Maybe someone buried trash here.&quot;</p>

<p>He pulled out a large dirt-covered and mud-filled glass jar.  &quot;Congratulations, Haruhi.  You've got a jar of dirt.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Maybe it's a 'time capsule' buried by another class!&quot; Haruhi said.  &quot;Or maybe it's a container manufactured by an unknown ancient advanced civilization!&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Or <strong>maybe</strong>,&quot; an exasperated Kyon said, &quot;it's a <strong>jar</strong> of <strong>dirt</strong>!!&quot;</p>

<h2>See also</h2>

<ul>
<li>[http://community.livejournal.com/31_days/1483934.html LiveJournal entry] &ndash;
 [http://community.livejournal.com/31_days/1483934.html?mode=reply Post a comment]</li>
</ul>

[[Category:The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya fiction]]
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