An Apple A Day Keeps Yukari Away (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | February 2007 |
| Warnings: | Gross-out humor. |
For the 
31_days
5-Feb-2007
"the golden apple" challenge.
Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.
Chiyo-chan walked walked up to Yukari's podium, and held up an apple. "For you, Miss Yukari," she said.
"Why, thank you, Chiyo-chan!" said Yukari. "It's a Golden Delicious, isn't it? I think I'll eat it now!"
"It was organically grown," Chiyo said, "so you should look out for—"
*CRUNCH*!! Yukari bit into the apple— and froze.
After a long silent awkward moment, Yukari turned to the blackboard, still holding the apple in her mouth with one hand. She wrote a message with her free hand:
I JUST BIT INTO A WORM. I WILL PASS OUT NOW.
"Understood," Chiyo said solemnly.
