Azumanga And The Holy Grail (200 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor / parody |
|---|---|
| Length: | 200 words ("double drabble") |
| Date: | April 2007 |
| Warnings: | Mild slapstick violence. |
For the 
31_days
13-Apr-2007
"across the bridge" challenge.
Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.
Monty Python And The Holy Grail © Python (Monty) Pictures Limited.
The other girls met with Tomo at the end of a long raised pedestrian foot-bridge.
"STOP!!" Tomo shouted at Chiyo. "Who approaches the Bridge of Tomo must answer me these Questions Three, ere the other side she see."
"Um, okay," Chiyo said.
"What!... is your name?"
"Mihama Chiyosuke."
"What!... is your quest?"
"Erm, to go to school?"
"What!... is your favorite color?"
"Blue."
Tomo stood aside. "Off you go."
Chiyo walked on, and an impatient Kagura walked up.
"STOP!!" Tomo yelled. "What!... is your name?"
"Kagura!"
"What!... is your quest?"
"To get to school on time!"
"What!... does 'I.T.' stand for?"
Kagura frowned. "Uh... aw nuts, I forget. Hey, Chiyo-chan, what did that— OUCH!!"
Tomo dope-slapped Kagura hard enough to knock her silly, and then beckoned to Osaka and Yomi.
"What!... is your name?" Tomo asked Osaka.
Osaka blinked. "Uhm..."
Yomi whispered in Osaka's ear. "Oh, right," Osaka said. "'Osaka'."
"No fair helping her, Yomi. What!... is your quest?"
"To get to the other side."
"What!... is your favorite kind of champuru?"
"Locally, or in Okinawa?" Osaka asked.
Tomo shrugged. "*I* dunno— AAUGH!!"
Kagura had put Tomo in a choke-hold. "I GOT YER 'I.T.' RIGHT HERE, YOU LOUSY ROTTEN STINKIN'—"
