Clothes Unmake The Man (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | January 2007 |
| Warnings: | None. |
For the 
31_days
29-Jan-2007
"I'll make you honest" challenge.
Poor Keiichi.
Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.
"Keiichi?" asked Urd. "You could never lie to Belldandy, right?"
"Of course not," Keiichi said. "She's a goddess, and she's also my— Urd?"
A tearful Urd embraced Keiichi. "I'm so sorry," she whispered. And then, she abruptly turned away, leaving Keiichi without explanation.
What was that all about?, Keiichi thought, as he walked into the next room.
Belldandy was standing in front of a full-length mirror, modeling a new sundress. It was a size too small for her, and her perfect figure nonetheless bulged at its seams.
"Keiichi?" asked Belldandy. "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Keiichi silently screamed.
