Data Hiccup (100 words)

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Type: Humor
Length: 100 words ("drabble")
Date: August 2008
Warnings: None.

For the Image:LiveJournal_community.gif31_days 17-Aug-2008 "stop whispering; start shouting" challenge.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

                

Kyon walked up to Yuki, who was whispering to herself. "More 'bogus magic'?" Kyon asked.

"Routine maintenance of the local space-time continuum," Yuki said. "It requires constant correction, due to Haruhi's randomizing influence."

"I see," Kyon said. "Carry on."

"*whisper whisper whisper* *HIC*!!" said Yuki.

Kyon sweat-dropped. "Uh... '*hic*'?"

"I should not have consumed *hic* a carbonated beverage earlier," Yuki noted. "However, *hic* the impact on normality should be *hic* minimal—""

An excited Haruhi ran up. "The SOS Brigade club-room is full of penguins!!" she shouted. "IT'S SO COOL!!"

It isn't a bug, Kyon thought to himself. It's a feature.

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