Dispayed (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | August 2006 |
| Warnings: | None. |
For the 
fanfic100
#50
"spayed" challenge.
You should always call a spade a spade, even if it came from Hammerspace.
Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.
While walking to school, the girls saw the evil gray cat. It ran away before Sakaki could reach out to pet it.
"I wonder if that cat is a stray," Yomi said. "I hope it's spayed."
"A cat can't be spayed," Osaka declared. She held up a small shovel. "That's what this is."
Tomo smirked. "That's not what we meant, Osaka—"
"Then why would you say it!?" Osaka shouted angrily. "This is a spade!! You should always call it that!!"
"Miss Osaka certainly takes things seriously," Chiyo whispered.
"True," Yomi said nervously, " but where did that spade come from!?"
