Don't Wear Those Shoes (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | August 2006 |
| Warnings: | Mild adult humor. |
For the 
drabbleaday
"shoes" challenge.
"Don't Wear Those Shoes" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
"Uh, honey? Are you wearing those shoes?"
"What's wrong with them? Don't you like sexy high-heel shoes? And since when do you notice what I'm wearing? Usually, I can't get your attention with anything besides a negligee."
"It's not that. It's just, your cousin's wedding is next weekend. This weekend, we're going clam digging with my uncle."
"Oh. Well, if I'm going to be on my hands and knees in tidal mud, I probably should change out of this party dress too."
"On the other hand— you, wallowing in the mud in that skimpy dress, would really be sexy— OUCH!!"
