EBetrayed (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | July 2007 |
| Warnings: | None. |
For the 
31_days
13-Jul-2007
"God - 1, you - 0" challenge.
The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.
Kyon turned on his computer, and surfed to an eBay auction, expecting to have won a collectible with no other bids. But to his dismay, he found that another user had "sniped" the auction at the last possible moment.
His cell-phone suddenly rang. He answered it angrily. "WHAT!?"
It was Haruhi. "KYON!! I just won a collectible for the SOS Brigade club-room!! Hee hee!! I just knew I'd win it! Some loser put a low bid on it, and— Kyon!? KYON!!"
A face-palm-ing Kyon hung up on Haruhi. Solipsistic supreme beings shouldn't be allowed to use eBay, he thought irritably.
