FUBAR (Fate-Under Big Attack Rin) (100 words)

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Type: Humor
Length: 100 words ("drabble")
Date: August 2007
Warnings: Extreme adult language.

For the Image:LiveJournal_community.gif31_days 25-Aug-2007 "my songs are mute with defeat" challenge.

Out-of-character out-of-context nonsense inspired by this and this. (WARNING: This contains more adult language than my previous 1100+ drabbles put together!)

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

                

Shirou and Rin cowered in hiding, as the horror that had once been Sakura Matou raged nearby.

I'm glad Rin is here, Shirou thought to himself. She's always calm, cool and collected in a crisis—

"Well," Rin said, "we're fucked."

Shirou blinked. "Pardon?"

"Seriously fucking FUCKED," Rin said.

"Ah," said Shirou.

"Look up 'fucked' in the dictionary," Rin said, "and you'll see our fucking picture."

"Er—"

"Every fucking aspect of our fucked-up existence is well and truly fucked!"

"Uh—"

"We are so fucked," Rin said, "that fuck-all itself isn't as fucked as us!!"

"Well," Shirou said. "Fuck."

"Yup," said Rin.

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