Girls Just Want To Have Lunch (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | October 2006 |
| Warnings: | Vaguely creepy humor. |
For the 
fanfic100
#57
"lunch" challenge.
Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.
"Girls Just Want To Have Lunch" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
The lunch period bell rang before Yukari had finished her lesson. Her students began to leave. "Sit down!" Yukari shouted. "I haven't dismissed you yet!"
The girls sat back down with petulant sighs (and growling stomachs). Yukari found her place in her lesson plan, looked back up at her class, and sweat-dropped.
An eerie silence had fallen over the classroom. Three dozen hungry teenagers stared at Yukari, as if they were hungry enough to eat... anything.
Yukari suddenly imagined herself tied to a horizontal pole, and slowly turning over an open fire, like a rotisserie chicken.
"Class dismissed," Yukari whimpered.
