JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | November 2006 |
| Warnings: | None (besides the swearing in the title). |
For the 
31_days
19-Nov-2006
"god's lioness" challenge.
Just in case anyone is wondering— the title was a popular 4chan meme for awhile.
Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.
"Yeah, Saber likes lions," Shirou said to Sakura. "I mean, she liked that stuffed-toy lion—"
Sakura interrupted him. "No, Shirou. You misunderstood. I didn't ask if Saber liked lions. I asked, 'isn't Saber like a lion?'"
They both turned to Saber, who was seated at the heated table. She was messily devouring a tangerine, savagely tearing it apart with her fingers, like a lion tearing at the carcass of a wildebeest.
Shirou sweat-dropped. "Fer cryin' out loud, Saber! What did that poor tangerine ever do to you!?"
A tear trickled down Sakura's cheek. "Nature can be so cruel," she wept.
