She's Cyberdoll That (100 words)

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Type: Humor
Length: 100 words ("drabble")
Date: June 2008
Warnings: None.

For the Image:LiveJournal_community.gif31_days 22-Jun-2008 "we both know you're worth so much more" challenge.

Hand Maid May © Pioneer / Geneon.

                

"I know May is worth $1,450,000.00," Nambara asked Sara, "but how much are you worth?"

"I doubt even you can afford my MSRP." Sara said smugly. She whispered in Nambara's ear.

"Oh, is that all?" Nambara said casually, as he opened his checkbook.

"What are you doing?" Sara asked nervously.

"Purchasing you," Nambara said. "Do I make the check out to 'CyberDyne Corporation'?"

Sara blushed. "You... want me?" she asked.

"I may be a cad and a scoundrel," Nambara said, "but I'm not a free-loader like Kazuya!"

I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted, Sara thought to herself.

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