Stalking The Stalker (200 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 200 words ("double drabble") |
| Date: | February 2009 |
| Warnings: | Slapstick violence and mild adult humor. |
For the 
31_days 2009 Theme Exchange
#10 "he looks for his shadow, it cannot be found" challenge.
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei © Kouji Kumeta / Kodansha / Shaft.
Nozomu slowly walked into his classroom, after first leaning back out and looking up and down the hallway outside. He walked up to the lectern and looked underneath it.
"Sensei?" asked Kafuka. "What are you looking for?"
"You mean, who am I looking for," Nozomu said from under the lectern.
"You mean, whom are you looking for," Chiri said.
"OUCH!!" Distracted by Chiri's correction, Nozomu stood too quickly and banged his head under the lectern. "Yes, thank you, Miss Chiri. I'm looking for Miss Matoi."
"Why?" Kaere asked. "And you'd better have a good reason to be stalking a teenaged girl, or else I'll sue on her behalf."
"She hasn't been stalking me all morning," Nozomu said as he rubbed his poor head. "I'm afraid that she might be injured, or trapped in a closet, or something."
"She's not in here," Kiri said from inside a classroom supply closet.
"Maybe she's in the bathroom," Kafuka suggested.
"Ah! Thank you! I'll check," Nozomu said.
"Wouldn't Matoi be in the women's bathroom?" Chiri asked, after Nozomu left.
Everybody over-heard Nozomu's high-pitched shriek, followed by the muffled sounds of a violent scuffle.
"At least Chie-sensei was in the women's bathroom," Kafuka said happily.
