Swan Dive (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | July 2008 |
| Warnings: | Mild adult humor. |
For the 
31_days
17-Jul-2008
"fall from grace" challenge.
Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.
Peorth called to Keiichi from a diving board high above a swimming pool. "Zees dive, eet weel have le elegahnce of la swannnAAAUGH!!"
As Urd walked up beside Keiichi, Peorth fell gracelessly into the swimming pool with a very loud belly-flop. Both Urd and Keiichi instinctively winced.
"You think she's alright?" Keiichi asked Urd.
"Oh, sure," Urd said. "But even a Yggdrasil goddess can get the wind knocked out of her."
"Boy, that's a shame," Keiichi said sincerely.
"Belldandy might have to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation again," Urd said mischievously.
"Boy, that's a shame," Keiichi said again, much less sincerely.
