This Drabble Will Self-Destruct In Five Seconds (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | August 2007 |
| Warnings: | Explicit adult humor. |
For the 
31_days
26-Aug-2007
"someone’s world destroys itself for love" challenge.
Please Teacher! © Yousuke Kuroda / Bandai Visual / Studio Orphee / Bandai Entertainment.
Mizuho returned to Earth after a space mission, and immediately teleported Kei aboard her spacecraft.
"Welcome back," Kei said to Mizuho. "How was your trimmMMMPH!!"
A lonely Mizuho grabbed her husband and kissed him. They fell against an open control panel and set off an alarm.
"What's that?" Kei asked.
"Power dampers overloaded," Mizuho grunted between passionate kisses. "Ship self-destructing in fifteen minutes."
"WHAT!?" Kei yelped. "STOP it!!"
"First things first," Mizuho said, in a husky voice. She began to remove her clothing.
Kei gulped. He only had fifteen minutes to satisfy Mizuho— and he rarely performed well under pressure.
