Tie Rant (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | January 2007 |
| Warnings: | Rather explicit creepy adult humor (and a pun). |
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Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.
Keiichi walked past the temple kitchen after a long day at work. "Man, I'm tired," he said loudly, mostly to himself. "Tired! Tired! TIE-URD!!"
Belldandy leaned out from the kitchen. "Keiichi? Were you speaking to me?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," Keiichi said. "Yeah, I guess I was."
"Very well," Belldandy said solemnly.
Belldandy walked up to Urd, and held up a magic lasso. "I must bind you," Belldandy said.
"Huh?" said Urd.
"Keiichi desires it," Belldandy said.
"No foolin'?" Urd said. "OK. I can do submission."
She turned, and crossed her wrists behind her back. "But doesn't Keiichi want to watch?"
