Up To Their Necks (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | February 2007 |
| Warnings: | Slapstick violence. |
For the 
31_days
22-Feb-2007
"a ribbon around her throat" challenge.
The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.
Haruhi walked up to Mikuru, who was doing her usual maid cos-play. "I just realized," Haruhi said, "that your costume needs a bow."
"Oh," Mikuru said, as Haruhi began to tie a ribbon around Mikuru's neck. "Um, thank you."
Too late as usual, Kyon walked up after Haruhi. "Mikuru! Be careful! You shouldn't let her—"
Haruhi suddenly knotted the ribbon very tightly. "*URK*" said Mikuru.
And then, Haruhi turned on Kyon. "You're one to talk," she said as she yanked his loose necktie tight. "*URK*" said Kyon.
Haruhi smiled sweetly. "Now, then. Isn't that better?"
"AAAAAIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR," gasped Kyon and Mikuru.
