Water Into Wine (100 words)
From Echoalpha
| Type: | Humor |
|---|---|
| Length: | 100 words ("drabble") |
| Date: | February 2006 |
| Warnings: | Drinking humor. |
For the 
31_days
26-Feb-2006
"tricked fox" challenge.
Love Hina © Ken Akamatsu / Kodansha / Love Hina Onsen Kumiai / TV Tokyo / Bandai Entertainment.
A panicking Kitsune barged into the Hinata kitchen. A startled Naru and Shinobu looked up.
Kitsune held up a sake bottle. "Did YOU refill this sake bottle with something besides sake!?"
"It was only a practical joke, Kitsune," said Naru. "Since you play jokes on us, I thought you would find it funny."
"WHAT did you PUT in it!?" Kitsune yelled.
"It's only water," Shinobu said nervously.
Kitsune blinked. "It's water?" She took another pull from the bottle. "Huh. It's been so long since I drank water, I forgot what it tastes like."
Naru sweat-dropped. "Two words, Kitsune: Alcoholics Anonymous."
